new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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