Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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