I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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