Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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