Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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