Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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