There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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