How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
