I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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