Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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