Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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