Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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