Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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