I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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