Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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