no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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