yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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