You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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