I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
do nipples grow back?
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