just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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