you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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