Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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