So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Randomize