Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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