what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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