Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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