I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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