the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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