talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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