everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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