perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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