I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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