i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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