never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize