Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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