i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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