did you get engaged???
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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