respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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