we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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