Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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