Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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