oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she smelled like a LAN party
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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