ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
