The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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