the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
