i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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