i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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