so let's talk penis.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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