No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I would fuck him just for his dog
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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