sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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