Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
