Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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