marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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