does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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