Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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